Layered Poop Cake

A term used to describe a bowel movement in which the person alternates between the stages of defication and wiping, forming a layer of toilet paper and human refuse.

Layer texture, consistency, depth and smell may vary.

A seven layered cake, a popular dessert which provided the name of the Layered Poop Cake, is very similar to this toilet delicacy.

by D-Ridds April 4, 2006

Slippery hot cakes

You find your special place and get the mood with intense red heat lamps while planning your attack. You first have long and yet enjoyable ass sex, and hold your explosive load till the end. While she is screaming for joy, flip her ass over and gum on her back and if you feel the need, crack her on those two wonderful christmas hams. As she begins to like the hot jelly on her back, look for a small running area and give it your all to slide across her back so fast and vigorious(like a slip n' slide).

"What did you do last night Phillip?"
"I gave Jessica the Slippery Hot Cakes

by Stephenboyd17 September 5, 2006

bestie angel cakes

A loving name for a best friends to take place of the homo-sounding "baby cakes" mostly meant for teenage girls. Referring to them as your sweet angelic bestie (best-friend).

I'll miss you bestie angel cakes...

by eerikaanne1298 February 23, 2011

Cake Eater

noun. 1. Someone who is easily amused and/or entertained. 2. A gullible individual. 3. To pull the wool over someone's head.

What a Cake Eater! He actually believes Iraq had weapons of Mass destruction.

by Not a cake eater December 3, 2007

Mexican Birthday Cake

When you send someone (who is in jail) a cake with a file in it

Pedro got busted for mastubating in public and was put in jail. So his best friend John sent him a Mexican Birthday Cake

by Pedro_Salty_Ballz August 8, 2009

strawberry short cake

Is when you ejaculate in a womans face, then puch her in nose. The mixture of blood and sperm resembles the characteristics of a straw berry short cake

I gave Jill a strawberry short cake last night and she loved it. Crazy bitch!

by Stefan Deligiannis January 3, 2009

German Cake

A term for races/groups Nazis tried to eliminate (Jews, Poles, Gypsies, etc.). Called such because they were put in ovens, like cakes.

"Is Ted a German Cake?"

"No, he's french."

by Yeagger August 11, 2009