Ryan

Makes me hard with his 12 inch toe nail. likes feet more than I like women and loves to give his mother foot massages.

"Is that ryan?"
"yes I heard he like to give his mother foot massages and suck his grandads toes"

by big-cock-5367478589 March 4, 2022

Ryan

The best human ever 100% 10/10 and loves cats. Also name means little king

Ryan is the best human ever

by Ima floofy cat September 13, 2022

Ryan Gosliling

An act of which one drives.

"Hey, how are your driving lessons going"
You answer: "Oh, I will be Ryan Gosliling tomorrow at 6am!"

by tonda12341 September 23, 2023

joe ryan

joe ryan is the male version of joe mama mainly used as an insult

Person1. cant believe your dad died

Person2. yea sad i will miss him
Person1. maybe you can get ryan to help you
Person2. who is ryan
Person1. JOE RYAN FUCKED YOUR MOM

by aaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahhaha November 29, 2021

sean ryan rankin

A type of man/boy who’s very funny and will make you laugh so hard. He is short with big feet and will style his hair to the side at one point of his life. He likes moving his room around a lot. He is the only boy and is the youngest of the children in his family.

Sean Ryan Rankin is funny.

by Mashed potatoes and giraffes May 20, 2018

Daddy Ryan

A hungry jacks manager who’s is very violent but at the same time extremely gentle.

BLM Blake: hey see they guy over there called trent he likes you and wants to have christmas lunch with you.
Ryan: Ha! xmas is going to be way to hard for daddy

Daddy ryan!

by Classic Ormeau April 9, 2022

Ryan

Ryan is so sweet, but what attracts him is his ass. Whenever he walks, people would think he’s farting, but it was just his ass... clapping. Anyways, he’s really handsome and cool. If you ever see him around, go and start conversation with him because he’s so sweet. Make sure to use eye contact.

“Damn Ryan got a fat ass” said Justin

by I love you muah January 29, 2020