Egg

An egg is a bald man that often has a very low t-count.

The egg has been cracked

by contest2054 September 5, 2018

egg-charmed

A person that has hopelessly fallen in love with an eggie.

It took me a while to realize that I had already been egg-charmed by her.

by Dspeedster August 5, 2021

Egg Plant

Where anything that makes you look like an eggplant

Sergio Blanco is an egg plant because he where a purple hoodie

by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019

Eggs a la Victoria

A recipe for destruction of your mind.
Take some closeknit families of the italian variety, a few al quaeda operatives, jewish scriptwriters, and some all powerful freemasons, add in some A-list movie stars, stir till they all turn into vampires, stir in in some coke from some pop stars on narcotics, cook in a hot oven of the secret service "'hacker'' variety, and sprinkle with a little celebrity papparazzi a la gossip girl and perez hilton wrapped up in newspapers.

You then have a sorry state of one screwed up bunch of scrambled eggs Victoria, good luck unscrambling this one.

eggs a la victoria

-a million star dining.... tastes like madness, mayhem, chaos theory, insanity.... a delectable little mess i'll be eating up at home alone in bed. For the term of my natural life.

by scrambled egg masterchef January 19, 2011

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021

egg

a trans person who hasn't realised they're trans yet

'still cis tho' -egg

by Lord_cereal_II January 12, 2025

egg boi

egg boi is a doode that you can laugh and joke around with and share things that you wouldn't be able to share with other people because you both are super weird, they are a genuinely nice/kind-hearted person even if they do seem awkward when you first approach them although uncommon it is worthwhile to find yourself an egg boi. also, the term egg boi doesn't fit one gender.

hey it's Jermiar he is such an egg boi.

by Babushka__ July 20, 2020