Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013
Get the pick up your own napkinmug. Bro All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Is cool
by El Pseudonymio July 30, 2025
Get the All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!mug. Not sit down and watch the work progress instead of contributing yourself to the work and being an equal member of the group.
by Ksndnkxkkd December 13, 2023
Get the pull your own weightmug. Choose Your Own Adventure: from the original name of series of gamebooks, Choose Your Own Adventure.
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
Choose Your Own Adventargh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Choose Your Own Adventure.
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
Choose Your Own Adventargh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Choose Your Own Adventure.
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 16, 2013
Get the Choose Your Own Adventarghmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
Get the The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether Is Needing Cocaine To Stabilize Your Own Sensualitymug. Person 1 : "I studied really hard last night"
Person 2: " No I bet you were just tossing your own pancake"
Person 1: " Yeah you're probably right"
Person 2: " No I bet you were just tossing your own pancake"
Person 1: " Yeah you're probably right"
by GetRekt69M8 June 10, 2016
Get the tossing your own pancakemug. Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
Get the Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.mug.