chocolate covered raisin

An asshole with shit on it that needs to be wiped.

"I'm out of toilet paper so I now have a chocolate covered raisin."

by anonimissy February 4, 2010

raisin bashing

whens some shriveled nuts hits you in your head

iu got hit in the head by a deeg and then raisin bashing hurt a sio bad

by Cangh Jui May 23, 2003

mint raisin cookie

When a woman's vajayjay is fresh and wrinkly at the same time.

A: Is it true that Ashley has a mint raisin cookie?
B: Never was there a question with which I knew so much about. In other words, totes brah

by minmin293 January 27, 2014

sacred raisin cake

Derives from Bible references. Has become a euphemism for eating ass or anal sex. Especially amongst the Christian community. Also forbidden raisin cake.

The Bible refers to sacred raisin cake in Josea:3

by Chain link August 28, 2022

cuban raisin smuggler

a sexual manuver, wherein the submissive, or bitch (gender undefined) performs oral sex on the dominator's anus, discovers a "raisin" or "pellet",and secretly takes it home. punishable in 39 countries by spankings and/or the tequilla moonrise

you bet you're ass i gave him the tequilla moonrise. i just strapped it on and gave it to his drunk bitch sister. that'll teach him to pull that cuban raisin smuggler bullshit.

by sick , jonny and cain or fiddlekiller.com November 3, 2006

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

Someone that you think likes you a lot, but they end up being a total blowoff.

Yeah, Jake was a major Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. He just all of a sudden stopped hanging out with me.

by skies September 2, 2009

River Raisin rainbow mustache

When 2 guys put skittles in each others asshole, then proceed to eat them out

Terry and John both had river raisin rainbow mustaches from all the skittles in each others assholes

by Natsfan29 December 20, 2020