Incognito Window

A feature on the web browser Google Chrome, lets you view pages like porn sites without leaving traces of it in your browser history.
I wanted to watch some porn, so I did it in an incognito window so my parents wouldn't find out later.
by incognito porn watcher February 25, 2010
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Incognito window

the porn window for Google chrome, let's you go on any site without having to erase your browsing history.
incognito window doesn't affect the behavior of other people, servers, or software. Be wary of:
Websites that collect or share information about you
Internet service providers or employers that track the pages you visit
Malicious software that tracks your keystrokes in exchange for free smileys
Surveillance by secret agents
People standing behind you
by rage'n'dane May 19, 2013
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Fuck Windows

What you yell out when your computer is acting like a complete piece of shit and you are just sick and tired of it.
Fuck Windows! I'm gonna go get a Mac!
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Windows Vista

Clearly the best operating system that has ever been programmed up to date. I only wish we all could give more money, hugs, and kisses to all the wonderful people out there that have developed this majestic operating system. It is extremely easy to use, we have added more exciting features to improve your computer using experience and we know you will love it. Throw your MacBook in the dumpster, and get Windows Vista now.
Omg look at this beauty! THis must be a windows vista!

omg after looking at a windows vista I realized the meaning of life!
by BarryAllenTheFlash February 20, 2017
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Windows ME

It crashes.
A lot.
Especially when SHITLOADED with FREE programs provided by Dell!
*error beep*
Wtf, where's the error dialogue box?
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press anything.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...I can't press ctrl+alt+del either.
*blue screen*
Hmmm...The restart button doesn't do anything...
*harddrive dies*
by Krill December 30, 2003
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window shopper

People that browse expensive stores and never buy anything. A new song by 50 cent - window shopper.
Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad at me, I think I know why
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the jewelry store lookin' at shit you can't buy
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the dealership tryna get a test drive
Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad as fuck when you see me ride by
by oldschool rosendahl November 15, 2005
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Windows 2007

What dumbasses who don't realize what fucking year it is call Windows 7.
So does this computer come with Windows 2007.
It's 2009... *sigh*
by PCHO February 18, 2010
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