Weave

Something bitches with no hair use.......often used by afro having females.......often used by black people.......*cough

Weave is horse hair.

by High class person March 4, 2019

weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.

dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3 dodging? HE IS TRULY A WEAVE NATION-CERTIFIED, BRAH!
dude 2: hell yeah man, he is definitely HIM.

by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024

fart weave

A weave made entirely of donkay tail strands

Damn her fart weave looking fresh

by Stellmar July 6, 2017

sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide flowin in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025

Weave

A balding man’s wig

BRO HIS WEAVE FELL OFF

by correctman August 23, 2021

weave plunger

When you get in a fight with a girl, instead of slamming her head into a wall, take control of her hair and slam it down the toilet to use her facial structure as a makeshift plunger.

In basic terms, it’s like giving Frosty the Snowman head... if he was made of liquid.

Brian: Hey Brock, did Rebecca give you head last night?
Brock: Nah man, someone used her as a weave plunger. I’m good.

by ceoofstarfishassholes November 14, 2018

weave

fake hair.

The birds snatched my weave!!!

by !!@#@##### May 10, 2018