Washington Deceit

There is no such thing as a democratic republic or a republican democracy. Albert Einstein said that reality is an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Such is the case of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't). Republics and democracies stand opposed to one another. The whole political system is fake! End this illusion of reality and it will go away.
"The end of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't) is to end this illusion of reality."

"Here we will talk about the political system and the odds of the population running against them career politicians to ever beat and win against them, but they're always staying or reentering the system, against the greater odds there would be someone else running, but it comes down to the money and it's really quite funny if they don't think that we'd ever really see it coming, or the end of DC't from these Washington dummies."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 26, 2023
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michael washington

michael washington is someone who don’t give two fucks about life! he will shoot up your local school, he disrespects his mom, loves to get suspended and kicked out of school! he wears black forces so u better watch what u leave laying around because he will snatch that shit! watch out he will stomp yo head in! and also loves to steal from stores.
michael washington really just don’t give 2 fucks
by trapgodddd1 December 13, 2019
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Washington Highlighter

a black Sharpie, usually the one sitting on the desk of the guy who removes all the good parts in declassified government documents.
how many washington highlighters did it take to cover up the Kennedy Assassination?
by tempest23 June 30, 2011
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Washington Slipper

when you jackoff multiple times and use the cum from previous ejaculations as lube
Jack- "hey bro you need some lotion"
Ricky- "no i just the Washington slipper on myself"
by pc1111 August 29, 2021
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Connor Washington

Very fast faggot. He also has a bad hairline, like really far back. He thinks he has friends.
Chris: Have you heard about that new kid Connor Washington.

James: Yeah isn't he really gay or something.

Chris: Yeah but he is really fast.
by deeeeeeboi May 15, 2018
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Tyler’s Washington

Tyler is a Washington. A Washington is a dominant male with a extremely large penis, who is willing to enter a female at any time. Regardless of the place if you ask a Washington for a shag they will more than likely say yes
Tyler’s Washington
by Haha bill April 08, 2019
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tiana washington

Tiana Washington got alllll the snacks. Snacks for days. Human vending machine.
by Sky (tehe) March 28, 2020
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