undercarraige

the area between your sack and arsehole thats is usually an unwholly mess if wearing dirty swimming shorts, net chaffing usually is the main cause of a destructed undercarraige.

show us that talcum powder til i cure the mess in my undercarraige.

my undercarraige is killing me, show us that talcum powder.

i need some talcum powder, my ronnie blunderbarrage is in bits and pieces.

by Conor Gannon August 23, 2007

underwear soup

the moisture that builds up inside a womans pants during exercise,or heavy petting.

after watching an asian girl playing beach volley ball.I asked her if I could take a big drink of that yummi underwear soup.

by antos ontopolots May 15, 2008

racetrack underwear

Racetrack underwear are boxers or tighty whiteys that have many skid marks and burn outs on them. Skid marks being shit stains that are shaped like a car track due to the action of the butt crack gouging the stain into the unerware. Burnouts refer to the holes in underware that the cause of remains a mystery to this very day.

My wife wouldn't sleep with me last night because she was tired of having to deal with my racetrack underwear all the time. I told her if she would stop buying the sams club brand tp then maybe it would not be so severe but she doesn't listen.

by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015

Underwarelooms

That pair of underware with the holes and stains that you love so much it will stay in your laundry basket until you are dead and your childrens,children will inherit it as part of the family underwarelooms.

That jock strap belonged to your grandfather and these longjohns and pantalooms were also part of your grandmothers underwarelooms.

by ZwordZ July 6, 2008

Underwear Developer

A self-employed IT professional that can stay at home and work in his/her underwear.

Duncan: I heard you quit your programming job?
Krys: Yeah, I can make more money from home being an underwear developer.

by neurofluid February 4, 2010

active undercarriage rust protection

Marketing-speak for a chronic oil leak on your automobile - generally one that takes more effort to fix than the car is worth. Comes standard on most General Motors products since the early 60s, as well as Saab 900 series.

Click: Dude have you seen that grease spot on your inner fender?
Clack: Oh don't worry about it, that's just active undercarriage rust protection. Paid extra for it. I think.

by Buick Roadmaster June 5, 2011

Black underwear

Means the person wearing them is definitely DTF

Man: Oh I see you're in black underwear.

Woman: Yes I wanted some penis

by Mickeytwochops July 31, 2023