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English Uncles

When an acquaintance feels the need to appear superior to his peers when discussing any given subject, he fabricates lies to increase his credibility, and appeals to an unseen, familial source such as "My English Uncles", who discovered, invented, or created, the central object of the discussion.

The "English Uncles" often remain unnamed, and separated by large distances, likely on a separate continent, so as to avoid any unpleasant outcomes of an investigation of the claims made by the acquaintance, about the "discoveries" and "inventions" of his "English Uncles".
Douglas-"A Roots supercharger can generate more power through the lower RPM band than a Twin-Screw superchager."

Lumps-"Dude my English Uncles actually engineered the first supercharger so I should know which one generates more power."
by Ironguild May 21, 2011
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Pedo Uncle

When your uncle hands you a dildo and says to shove it up your grandma's ass
My Uncle did a Pedo Uncle at christmas
by Giga N@GGI 2000 October 26, 2022
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uncle foamy

penis..usually referred to as "uncle foamy" when a man becomes aroused or referring to something that would arouse them..
"that will make uncle foamy stand up and tap dance!!"
by zoe holl May 13, 2006
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uncle vince

Everyone's Sexy Asian uncle, always offers you candy for a free ride in his van. Makes you feel like a real princess.
"hey is that uncle vince?"
"yeah lets get in his van!"
by KoolAidKidForYouToDrink February 28, 2018
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Uncle Colon

Uncle Colon is a man who has a detachable colon. Legend has it, that if you call his number (I don’t want to give it out for the safety of the reader), he will appear on your doorstep.

If you invite him in, you’re in for a treat. He will proceed to detach his colon, so that it is hanging freely out of his body. Then he’ll smother ketchup all over it. After that he’ll sprinkle some sesame seeds on it. Now, this is where the fun begins. He will force you to suck all of the ketchup and sesame seeds of his colon.

Once you have sucked it clean, he will wind it up and put his colon where it belongs. He will then pack up his ketcup and sesame seeds and leave. Not before thanking you for your service to him, of course. He keeps it very professional and he is always a polite guest. There are no official documentations of Uncle Colon, but I’m a believer.

Only one question remains: Are you a believer?
Person 1: Dang, I’m really craving some sesame seeds and ketchup right now.
Person 2: Dude, you should just call Uncle Colon and he’ll pay a visit. You needs will be more than fulfilled.
by The Crusty December 15, 2017
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Uncle Martha

When something is unclear and can change meaning relative to other concepts
Uncle Martha's mom and pop shop makes the best spanakopita outside of Greece.
by greekfreak01 December 6, 2016
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Aunty Uncle

A person that is built like a uncle with a beer belly on the top, and built like a skinny aunt on the bottom.
“She built like a aunty uncle
by KJ 0217 March 4, 2022
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