ultimate sperm

A condition where every time a male has sexual intercourse with a female he impregnates her.

High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.

by Hadvar's pimp January 1, 2012

The ultimate rizzler

The Ultimate rizzler is Lauren Lissau. Her rizz is unspoken. She is the #1 rizzler in the world. Her assistant Maeve has ultimate Rizz too. Together they are a Rizz power house.

An antonym of the Ultimate Rizzler would be Mac. He has ZERO rizz, which is the least rizz possible.

by goat. October 30, 2023

Ultimate Fiddler

A game where two people (male/female/both) sit on the floor with no pants and hold each other's elbow with one hand. With the other hand they masturbate to the sound of the fiddle in the song "When the devil went down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band. All while making constant eye contact.

The winner is the one who ejaculates the most.

Him: Hey girl, do you want to play the Ultimate Fiddler?

Her: No, but I'm sure Josh would like to play once his wrist is feeling better. He is the reining champion!

by BigVeinyCurvyDick October 5, 2023

ultimate daddy

Pitbull..... that's it.

Pitbull is the ultimate daddy

by EvisceratedMuke March 31, 2020

ultimate cuck

When you nut in a dudes wife while he’s watching, get her pregnant, and have them raise the kid.

“bro this couples been raising my kid for like five years”
“dude, you performed an ultimate cuck”

by Reeray July 14, 2020

Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 100% of the time

like a kai law

hes such a kai law

hes simping so much almost likes hes a kai law

hes simping oh wait its kai law im not surprised

hes an ultimate simp almost like kai law

by kais ex bros September 4, 2020

Ultimate Delicacy

The food you get when you defeat the Dark Lord of Miitopia (the first one).

Originally, I thought all Miis loved the Ultimate Delicacy. However, I fed it to one of them and they hated it.

by virilie September 15, 2020