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ugly chick

An ugly chick is the one in a group of girls at the bar that is the least becoming of any others in her group - and she knows it. Tries very hard to gain the attention that her more attractive friends get from the opposite sex - usually to the point of annoyance !
Dude, it's your turn to take one for the team and take the ugly chick tonight !
by tonare1 September 12, 2013
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ugly stick

A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.

Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.
1) Christ, she ain't half been beaten with the ugly stick.

2) Bloody hell, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

3) She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.
by Stafford June 5, 2005
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i'm ugly!

Person 1: "Ohh, God, spare me, I'm ugly!"
Person 2: "Just shut the fuck up."
by Person (: September 5, 2010
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Cartoon Ugly

When someone is so ugly, they look more like a cartoon than a real person
Joe: Hey Frito, would you bang Rita?

Frito: No way man, that chick is cartoon ugly!

Joe: Yeah man, and I heard the Warner brothers gave her the Eiffel tower too...
by Joe Bowers, Pvt February 12, 2010
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bump uglies

A euphemism for sex. See your local human anatomy book for more detail.
by warren b October 21, 2001
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do ugly

To 'do ugly' means to have coitus under embarrassing or unappealing circumstances.
Kathleen was so horny that she even wanted to do ugly with Charlie on the Mississippi coast seawall.
by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019
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Ugly Bastard

The most horrible thing to ever exist
Jacob: I’ve just been traumatized, I was curious, and decided to add some ugly bastard into the mix.
Bill: dude... I feel so bad for you.
by DaNewb360 March 16, 2018
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