geek hag

Girl that enjoys the company of geeks!

He's such a geek. I don't know why she likes to hang around him all of the time. She's such a geek hag!

by J Doyan August 6, 2007

gag hags

Groupie hoes that bang nothing but stand up comics. Gag hags have nothing better to do than to hang around looking to fuck comics.

Those girls are some hoes. They've fucked every comic from the Pineapple to the Big Apple. They are the definition of gag hags!

by funny bish January 12, 2010

Booze Hag

Booze Hag; is a wife that does nothing but drink from sun up to, well, sun up. Only care about the bottle and making sure the bottom is seen after a good time of drinking and getting it on with other men besides her husband.

full time drinker that bitch Sandy that is a GREAT BOOZE HAG

by Booze watcher March 11, 2010

sea hag

A sea hag is a woman that didn't treat you right. Abruptly and loudly tell her to get out of your life by making only one surf-casting gesture that ends in a pointing finger and say "You didn't treat me right! Back to the sea with the rest of the hags you sea hag...that's the way it is!" Also, don't feel bad about it or try to figure out why she didn't treat you right 'cause you'll go crazy. And, you can't get in trouble for calling someone a sea hag, but you can for other stuff.

Back to the sea with the rest of the hags you sea hag...that's the way it is!

by Sea hag victim February 26, 2009

Fag Hag

a woman who finds friendship in a gay man or gay men.

My girl Heather D. has got to be the best fag hag in the whole wide world.

Grace from Will and Grace is a role model to any young women out there hoping to be a fag hag.

by ANDREW the GREAT :) May 30, 2006

bag hag

A girl who is attracted to douche bag guys.

I really liked her, but she left me for the guy who shaves his chest and has a full arm tribal tattoo, she was a bag hag.

by jdNH June 14, 2010

Fag Hag

A woman who happens to have a large collection of gay males for friends.

Tina is such a fag hag.

by ohmywrd May 17, 2009