Vertically Thick

When someone is very tall, very skinny, and has a nice body.

Person 1: “Hey have you seen Karl today?” Person 2:“No I have not, who is Karl?”

Person 1: “He is a vertically thick guy from Denmark that plays soccer”.

by buttholecum09 February 16, 2019

Soft thick

When she thick with a little tummy but she soft thick

Damn my baby momma was soft thick. I miss that lovein

by Caitybbbaby June 26, 2016

Maximum Thickness

The largest size that a girl can be before she is no longer considered attractive. Any larger and she is considered to be fat or unattractive.

Dude, Amanda is a little big, but she's still pretty hot. She's reached maximum thickness.

by TexAMAggie05 August 19, 2008

Thicke Rolled

To click on a link and get redirected to an Allan Thicke video. The Allan Thicke version of a Rick Roll

My boy Thicke Rolled me today.

by Hoody Allen March 12, 2010

Timmy Thick

Like "Dummy Thick" but for males.

"Bro, have you seen John today?"
"Dude yeah, he's looking Timmy Thick in those sweatpants."

by SolidShroom December 31, 2019

Thick-crusting

When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.

Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)

Later on....

Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!

by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011

Thick as fuck

When a chick is juicy in all the right places, a lovely figure

Bro 1: Damn brotein shake look at that chick
Bro 2: Damn brorack brobama she's thick as fuck

by bigballerzbrand February 27, 2018