Shlong Term Memory

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.
Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.
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Sh-long Term Memory

To have a combination of short term memory and long term memory.
Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.
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smart term memory loss

Smart term memory loss is when you’re brain chooses to forget unimportant data or transforms important data into every day life so its more hard to forget it. Though however the original way the important data was learned will be forgotten and changed to whatever is the way your brain chooses it to be.

-Definition by Mo
I have Smart term memory loss, for example: to me, my friend texted me they didn’t want to go to homecoming with their boyfriend. To them they told me in person that. For me I remember their text very clearly in my mind but after searching for an hour I still couldn’t find it so my brain just processed the information I was given to a way I was use to communicating to this person.
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