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Pyjama Syndrome

An a state of mind that begins from the moment you wake up, which is associated with laziness and procrastination but is really an unforgiving, endless cycle from which you will never escape.

This state of mind is activated from the moment you wake up and spend your day in your pyjamas, which you'll soon realize, is controlling your mind, and you won't be able to do anything about it.
I wake up in pyjamas and have a lazy pyjama morning, this lazy pyjama morning later turns into a lazy pyjama afternoon, which turns into a lazy pyjama evening, and the cycle endlessly repeats. - Pyjama Syndrome
by Chiboa May 27, 2014
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fuckcoin syndrome

A condition caused by holding Fuckcoin for an extended period of time, Fuckcoin Syndrome is characterized by specific symptoms that arise following the denial of an all-time high, typically occurring around the sixth year of the market's stagnant and crab-like price action.

Individuals affected by this condition may exhibit irrational behavior, anger, psychosis, and occasionally show signs resembling schizophrenia, such as pattern recognition and auditory hallucinations. While they are generally harmless when left undisturbed, they can potentially display unpredictable and extreme violence when triggered.

Dr. Tan Yao Hui was the first to predict Fuckcoin Syndrome three years prior to its manifestation within the members of the CryptoCharts Discord server. According to revelations experienced by the group's shaman, the only perceived cure for Fuckcoin Syndrome is a mind melting rally to a new all-time high. The situation is dire, time is running out, and the impact of the syndrome is spreading. Will Fuckcoin rise from its current state? The answer may be revealed within the next two years.
My brother has fuckcoin syndrome; he went all into fuckcoin and it crabbed for the better part of a decade.
I have fuckcoin, and I have fuckcoin syndrome.
Fuckcoin did me dirty; it gave me fuckcoin syndrome.
by level2 May 26, 2023
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Tomfaraone Syndrome

When you see someone and you think that theyre really attractive but when they start talking you realize that they are rediculously dorky and you lose interest.
"He was so cute when I first met him but his obsession with Yo-Yo's made me think he has Tomfaraone Syndrome!"
by sjammin January 18, 2009
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Kerker Syndrome

Contagious disease in which the carrier, typically a white female, is only attracted to African males.
You heard what happened to Stacy?

Yeah, she caught a bad case of Kerker Syndrome. She broke up with Kyle and started dating Jaquarius.

I always knew she was a night rider.
by foreskin12345 May 13, 2019
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Dota syndrome

The "dota syndrome" is basically a form of fear for change that the individual fights at first but after a time grows accustomed to and even starts to enjoy.

The term comes from the action-rpg game DotA, which is regularly updated in different "versions" by it's sole developer Icefrog. In some of those versions, very major changes are made to the game that might effect the very core of the gameplay. When the changelog for such a version is released, many fans tend to complain about the changes before they've actually tried it (called "theorycrafting"). After a few days however, pretty much all of the people who previously complained have adapted to the changes and realised they were for the best. Then a few months afterwards, a new version is released and the pattern repeats itself.
I can't believe they've changed the taste of my favourite soda!

Don't worry about it, you're just suffering from dota syndrome. You will never notice the difference soon enough.
by Khaar April 10, 2011
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chimjersen syndrome

People that post statuses on facebook just to get sympathy from all their followers. You can generally spot these people by having three statuses in a row that talk about bad things happening to them. It's very similar to Munchausen disease, but the sympathy comes from comments people reply to their posts.
That girl is always posting depressing statuses, she must have chimjersen syndrome
by dazed66 June 18, 2013
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Tayer's Syndrome

A condition which exhibits the following:
Extreme paranoia, irrational behavior that alienates others. Very anti-social and just plain weird.
Jan sure is psycho and paranoid. Any little thing can set her off. She yelled at her neighbors the other day for climbing their fence. She's been diagnosed with Tayer's syndrome. She's got cameras in her front yard. I think I'll walk by there and flip her off.
by Lopz August 9, 2012
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