A (used) condom found inside of female’s birth canal by a sexual partner other than that whom misplaced/discarded it.
M1: Dude, when was the last time you slept with that trick Cindy?
M2: Four days ago, why?
M1: Because last night I was fingering her at the bleachers and I fished a plump Angry Squid out of her cavernous pussy!
M2: Oh.
M2: Four days ago, why?
M1: Because last night I was fingering her at the bleachers and I fished a plump Angry Squid out of her cavernous pussy!
M2: Oh.
by EOD Prof January 25, 2009
Some one with a deformed hand who finds it hard to hold objects without dropping them, used in similar circumstances as butter fingers.
John tries to pick up the glass but drops it on the floor
Peter: nice one squid fingers...
Mike: Have you seen that boy who's in our Sociology class, he's got a bad case of squid fingers
Peter: nice one squid fingers...
Mike: Have you seen that boy who's in our Sociology class, he's got a bad case of squid fingers
by squidfinger November 30, 2010
For a person who has crazy long lanky legs, and could be seen as being out of control(legs flying/flopping everywhere) How a squid looks like in water...
Oh my, would you look at her/him over there with her/his long lanky squid legs looking freakishly out of control...
Well I have never seen a person with such crazy out of control squid legs before
lanky long outrageous shocking double take out of contol freakishly
Well I have never seen a person with such crazy out of control squid legs before
lanky long outrageous shocking double take out of contol freakishly
by weeenz March 09, 2011
by hunterthebird February 26, 2020
A pickup line commonly used in Southeast Asia to let a woman know that she won't receive breakfast unless she swallows the man's semen
by CEO Duck January 13, 2017
Weaboo porn basically a squid either fucking another squid or Japanese school girl repeatedly with his tentacle
by Xx_squidporn_xX October 18, 2015
by JyahC July 06, 2016