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you're the man now dog

A transcendental state achieved when one simultaneously becomes both man and dog. Often a laudatory exclamation given by one man-dog to another for an act seen as deserving man-praise, while simultaneously evoking woman-disgust.
You gave her a juicy, steaming "Hot Carl"? You're the man now, dog.

So pooping on a woman's chest is empowering to both man and dog -- elevating the perpetrator to man-dog status. The more a woman is offended by this act, the more man-dog one becomes.

you're the man now dog

The state of being in which one is now the dog.
Hey, you're the man now dog.

Damn the Man

1. The underlying conspiracy that keeps you down.
2. OPPRESSION, what it is that holds you back.
Jakori: " Yo u heard they tryna drug test a fool to get food stamps, that a Damn the Man!"
Lonnie: "It is what it is..."

Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea 

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
"Why does Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea. exists?"
"It is such a wonderful perspective indeed, Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea."

Kevin.The.Man 

The best programmer in the world!!! better than you 1337 5kr1p7k1dd135. MORONS!
Kevin.The.Man by Kevin (duh) November 4, 2003

Portugal the man 

What once was an amazing band from Alaska that gave listeners great indie values has turned to shit ever since “Feel It Still” was released
Friend 1“I’m really getting into indie my favorite song is “Feel It Still” by Portugal the Man
Friend 2 “Pfff that ain’t Indie bro that’s annoying bubblegum pop you have much to learn dude.