internet

Someone who spends the majority of their time online.

Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.

by IbeSonance May 2, 2006

Internet

Computer term: Sourc of ALL porn
Noun: Porn database
Insult: A person who lives on porn.

"You internet, you"

by DOnna September 19, 2003

internet

It is manly used for getting free porn.

Boobs tit awesome all free at the clik of a button on the internet

by jorgan van kill October 29, 2007

Internet

Super Serious Business

OMG U AWP CAMPING FAGOt

by INTERNET January 28, 2005

internet

The realm of the stupid and the horny.

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

internet

Everyone knows that the internet is a series of tubes:
'OH NOES ! Teh tubes are clogged !'.

'Internet' can also refer to an email. See example below.

I downloaded an internet this morning.

by tawlboy March 28, 2007

internet

The reason why I'm still a virgin.

Guy #1: Dude did you and your girlfriend do it yet?
Guy #2: No i was too busy using the internet.

by smaga December 30, 2011