Dylan

Dylan is an annoying pain in the ass. He’s always in everyone’s business even when he has nothing to do with anything. He’s funny but really irratating. (sorry too lazy to write more)

person 1: Dylan is annoying
person 2: yes ik

by themosthonestopinion March 12, 2020

Dylan

If u ask someone what their name is and they say Dylan, run. Toxic, not trustworthy and will probably make fun of you for the dumbest shit. Homophobic and racist. Loves to say slurs, literally just a big living red flag.

"I met a guy, he's called Dylan."
"Girl- run."

by your_mum_ December 6, 2021

dylan

this ugly deformed dude that PLAYS BASKETBALL and also enjoys raping girls on the side but if you ask him he will deny it

Girl: no.
Dylan: *keeps going*
Girl: STOP
Dylan: *rapes girl*

by traumatizedgirlie March 16, 2022

Dylan

A really dumb person with no life at all who spends his time playing roblox every day and when is losing a argument he will ask the father to help him

Wow I can't believe that douchbag! He must be a Dylan!

by Mr. Anonymous1122 February 13, 2019

Dylan

Is very small and a sweat at Fifa

Where’s Dylan?

Oh there is didn’t see u down there playing Fifa

by CHEESEMUNK28 November 4, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is a very nice guy. If you want to watch all three Pitch Perfect's, Dylan is your guy. Some people think he is gay but really it's his great personality. He loves Duke even though he could never get in. All of his best friends are dick but he isn't. He plays basketball at the JCC with goggles. Dylan is a great friend.

Dylan is such a nice guy!

by the12345 November 28, 2018

Dylan

a pretty emo dude but can make you burst out laughing easily. he says the most messed up things sometimes and that’s his thing. he is legit the prettiest guy you’ll ever meet and if you’re nice to him you will get along really well. he can be an actual asshole to people who hurt you and will defend you like his life depends on it. he’s the most caring dude ever and sometimes it seems like he doesn’t have a brain but that’s okay. hes always turning in assessments weeks late and doesn’t give a fuck about it. you have to be careful if you’re gonna say something mean because he is really quite sensitive and will cry about it for days.

i recommend if you know a dylan get close to him asap as he is probably the most interesting person in the world.

love dylan 🫶

by dylanishot May 15, 2022