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Cab

A person who is lame. They tend to always flake or be unreliable. They can also sometimes kill the good mood. “Stop being a cab, and let us live a little!” “Don’t trust that guy, he’s a cab”
by Diamonds and Roses July 25, 2019
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cab

short for "crazy ass bitch"; it is a simplified way to call someone such. Can also be short for "crazy ass bitchin'", meaning that either someone is bitching at you or something is totally bitchin' (awesome).
George-Carl: "So, how'd your date go?"
Brendan: "Bro, she was such a cab. She threatened to burn the restaurant down because they gave her regular soda instead of diet."
George-Carl: "Oof, cab to the max."

Sarah: "Check out my new phone!"
Mary: "That's so cab!"
by RadRadarHuns May 10, 2011
mugGet the cabmug.

Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.
Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!
by Impaler August 27, 2013
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crew cab ranger

That bitch's ass is so tight! I had to give her a crew cab ranger instead
by Miss Mona February 22, 2025
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Cab

She is a Cab
Get her a Cab

Cab's here
by Mh23 April 20, 2015
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cab bunny

A girl who sits pretty and rides around with a truck driver. She may be married, or dating this driver. They may also fuck while on the road
That girl in that semi must be a cab bunny
by Truckerslife June 4, 2018
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CAB

by anonymous October 6, 2023
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