Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013

cab bunny

A girl who sits pretty and rides around with a truck driver. She may be married, or dating this driver. They may also fuck while on the road

That girl in that semi must be a cab bunny

by Truckerslife June 4, 2018

crew cab ranger

5 in the pink 2 in the stink. A Reverse minivan

That bitch's ass is so tight! I had to give her a crew cab ranger instead

by Miss Mona February 22, 2025

cab runner awayer

People who run away from cabs.

Jess is a cab runner awayer.

by @tess.c January 20, 2018

Split a cab

When two men have gay sex and get each other pregnant.

"How did William and Joseph both get pregnant simultaneously? They split a cab last year."

by comethrower December 7, 2024

cab

clown ass bitch

That girl is a cab.

by babygirl38 December 10, 2009

cab

certified asian baddie

wow what a cab

by ROLLEDXD123 March 23, 2022