The washington wiper is an act of sexual delicacy. It involves ejaculating into your partners eyes then using your half chub/flacid fuck stick to wipe the mess out
I gave Tori the good ole Washington Wiper.
After lexi gave me the Washington wiper I had to go get a Post birth abortion
After lexi gave me the Washington wiper I had to go get a Post birth abortion
by Jack Raman June 5, 2017
Get the Washington Wipermug. There is no such thing as a democratic republic or a republican democracy. Albert Einstein said that reality is an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Such is the case of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't). Republics and democracies stand opposed to one another. The whole political system is fake! End this illusion of reality and it will go away.
"The end of Washington Deceit (AKA Washington DC't) is to end this illusion of reality."
"Here we will talk about the political system and the odds of the population running against them career politicians to ever beat and win against them, but they're always staying or reentering the system, against the greater odds there would be someone else running, but it comes down to the money and it's really quite funny if they don't think that we'd ever really see it coming, or the end of DC't from these Washington dummies."
"Here we will talk about the political system and the odds of the population running against them career politicians to ever beat and win against them, but they're always staying or reentering the system, against the greater odds there would be someone else running, but it comes down to the money and it's really quite funny if they don't think that we'd ever really see it coming, or the end of DC't from these Washington dummies."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 26, 2023
Get the Washington Deceitmug. 
a black Sharpie, usually the one sitting on the desk of the guy who removes all the good parts in declassified government documents.
by tempest23 July 1, 2011
Get the Washington Highlightermug. by A hot female and not kai May 23, 2021
Get the kai washingtonmug. When you don't have enough for a whole blunt, and can only fill a 1/4 of the blunt wrap with weed!
(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)
(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)
by AubChapo October 6, 2016
Get the Joint Washingtonmug. michael washington is someone who don’t give two fucks about life! he will shoot up your local school, he disrespects his mom, loves to get suspended and kicked out of school! he wears black forces so u better watch what u leave laying around because he will snatch that shit! watch out he will stomp yo head in! and also loves to steal from stores.
by trapgodddd1 December 13, 2019
Get the michael washingtonmug.