Ultimate Procrastinator

Zain write ur goddamn fantasies

Zain stop being the fucking ultimate procrastinator and write your goddamn episodes before I bomb you.

by BingBongUrMom October 11, 2020

Ultimate Cuteness

The Most Excelent and Parfait Twinkle Toes

"Oh look at that baby elephant. It is the definition of ultimate cuteness"
Julie: "What....you are incorrect. There cant be anyone as cute as myself"

by ThuglifeTupac May 23, 2011

ultimate daddy

Pitbull..... that's it.

Pitbull is the ultimate daddy

by EvisceratedMuke March 31, 2020

The Ultimate Virgin

The one who rivals the Virgin Mary

"Man, I still didn't get laid."
"You're going to grow up to be the ultimate virgin!"

by yeetymcfeetyteety January 28, 2019

ultimate cuck

When you nut in a dudes wife while he’s watching, get her pregnant, and have them raise the kid.

“bro this couples been raising my kid for like five years”
“dude, you performed an ultimate cuck”

by Reeray July 14, 2020

Ultimate ratio

It's when a tweet get's more like's then the other but the orginal tweet needs to be lower than the poplution of the vaquita and the ratio giver tweet need's to be higher than the Javan rhino.

Twitter user: replace Dream is sucks with Women dosen't seem funny now is it? 3 likes
Chad:Ratio 102
Twitter user 2: Holy fuck that ultimate ratio you destroyed them!

by Dioxide62 June 3, 2021

ultimate chad

The man who has the most dominant and powerful aura surrounding him.

Cole: “Did you see Big E hit that backflip before?”

Mike: “I did, he’s the ultimate chad”

by SligBomey March 28, 2021