The Rodrigo Theory

If any Kerboodle homework is done after Rodrigo has done it it makes the system glitch.

Most websites obey The Rodrigo Theory .

by Thoery Guy March 15, 2018

The Matrix Theory

The matrix theory is a theory that our current world is in the matrix and that human beings are actually being used for a collective mind as a power source and the collective places us in the virtual world called the matrix and none of us would know.

According to The matrix theory, us human beings are in a fake world

by The matrix theory January 19, 2018

boredom theory

The Boredom Theory is when people with too much time on their hands have nothing to do, so they come up with problems that no one has, in order to keep themselves entertained.

When someone decides to purposefully cause a problem in order to have something to do, that person has done the "boredom theory"

by TheBigSwininn May 22, 2022

Knanny theory

Never discuss Politics or religion with those you truly love.
Be thier for a friend/family even after that friendfamily member has crossed you in the past. There was a reason they were part of your life from the get go.

Never judge a book/movie by it's cover. It's all sales and marketing tack designed to allure your sights to the product. Reading in to and research is the only way to understand it completly for yourself.

When you say love it means you are willing to to the right above all for that reason. Even if it stupms you short in the end.

Knanny theory: All will be well
another Day
another sell
Unconsious minds bring upon thier own hell

Love with your mind
Keep you heart beating
Journey the next day my darling kind
It's only your body depleting

I'll love now as I did then
Artisctic ability's warm your soul
Speaking again, only you will know when
Take a glimps choose your goal

I wish you what brings you solace with a smile
For some one to hear the words stay a while
Will bring a bridge and fill a gap
Nor soldiers slain, riddled, with sap:)

by FleshIsonlyskindeap November 30, 2009

Coronaspiracy Theory

A conspiracy theory surrounding some aspect of the coronavirus. It usually involves some nefarious plot by the powers that be, such as the Illuminati or the devil, or Bill Gates to use the virus as a means to achieve some ridiculous master plan. They are believed by covidiots and used as an excuse to engage in covidiot behavior, such as denying the existence of the disease or refusing to take the vaccine.

Have you heard the latest coronaspiracy theory? They are saying the coronavirus is nothing more than a cover-up orchestrated by Bill Gates to implant us with microchips through the vaccine and track us. Believers are refusing to get vaccinated.

by Prof. Gravy Boat Bananas January 21, 2021

Baked theory

A baked theory is a theory that is complete nonsense made up whilst intoxicated by the wacky backy. Said victim of a baked theory usually thinks that the idea is complete genius at the time not seeing all the major flaws in their amazing revelation. The theory tends to come about in useless conversations had between fellow stoners

Simon: I was getting stoned with Ross the other day and he reckons that tigers can't purr and lions can't roar...
Sonny: What!? That is such a baked theory has this kid never been to the zoo?

by Sgurnz December 22, 2013

Kaguya Theory

When a character (typically in a fighting game) appears/feels as though they have potential to be strong, but actually has none in truth

Named after Kaguya Otsusuki in Naruto ultimate ninja storm 4, being a paragon of the theory

"She's got some sauce dude, I swear it!"

"Nah man, you're just falling into Kaguya Theory"

by StellarBishop August 21, 2022