Burzum-Theory

When you think someone has higher status simultaneously the person has lower status than you.
P1: redacted is such a good person.
P2: Remember the Burzum-Theory, remember he's egomaniac.
by OrokinBro March 05, 2021
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Neary Theory

Grounds to stop a car with more than one hubcap off, clear coat missing, older than 1995, or with out of state tags.
You can never go wrong using the Neary Theory.
by Clearwarning February 11, 2022
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The Fap Theory

To go full lengths to meet your sexual needs.

When a person is so horny they could literally f*ck anything. This can release someones Inner Demon. When someone 'BUST A FAT ONE,'(masturbate) they typically don't think about what they masturbated to. But mentally unstable people will do malicious activities to meet their sexual needs. Such as rape, child molestation, viewing child pornography, or f*cking an animal (furries). This theory is seeking out the physiological potential in helping the unstable.
Most malicious activities are due to the fap theory.
by UnCreative March 15, 2018
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Montgomery Theory

The idea that there is or will be an Urban Dictionary entry for every conceivable short series of human action based on the assumption that Urban Dictionary will never shut down
(Coined by Austin Montgomery)
"I wonder what it's called when people sit around in a circle trying to figure out what to do and then nothing gets done."
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary."
"I found it, it's called fanarkling"
"That's the Montgomery Theory for ya"
by OprahLikesMen April 30, 2019
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The Rodrigo Theory

If any Kerboodle homework is done after Rodrigo has done it it makes the system glitch.
Most websites obey The Rodrigo Theory .
by Thoery Guy March 15, 2018
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Theory of Knowledge

Also known as TOK. Propaganda created by the IB to make all IB students skeptical of the world around them in the name of “critical thinking skills”.
IB Student 1: “Yesterday I watched a Vox video and I realized all documentaries have implicit bias.”

IB Student 2: “Bruh, are you tripping on Theory of Knowledge right now?”
by Anonymous Homo Sapien July 19, 2020
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wikipedian theory

The theory which states that any factual based paper (or assignment) can be written based on information obtained from Wikipedia.
Bob: "Hey did you read the book for the paper?"

John: "Nah. I'm going to use Wikipedian theory."
by bobb12345234134 November 18, 2011
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