Angry Squid

A (used) condom found inside of female’s birth canal by a sexual partner other than that whom misplaced/discarded it.

M1: Dude, when was the last time you slept with that trick Cindy?

M2: Four days ago, why?

M1: Because last night I was fingering her at the bleachers and I fished a plump Angry Squid out of her cavernous pussy!

M2: Oh.

by EOD Prof January 25, 2009

Squid finger

Some one with a deformed hand who finds it hard to hold objects without dropping them, used in similar circumstances as butter fingers.

John tries to pick up the glass but drops it on the floor

Peter: nice one squid fingers...

Mike: Have you seen that boy who's in our Sociology class, he's got a bad case of squid fingers

by squidfinger December 1, 2010

squid legs

For a person who has crazy long lanky legs, and could be seen as being out of control(legs flying/flopping everywhere) How a squid looks like in water...

Oh my, would you look at her/him over there with her/his long lanky squid legs looking freakishly out of control...

Well I have never seen a person with such crazy out of control squid legs before

lanky long outrageous shocking double take out of contol freakishly

by weeenz March 23, 2011

No Squid, No Breakfast

A pickup line commonly used in Southeast Asia to let a woman know that she won't receive breakfast unless she swallows the man's semen

No squid, no breakfast

by CEO Duck January 12, 2017

Squid Sisters

Splatoon idol group consisting of Callie and Marie. their music is impossible to not listen to.

Person 1: what kind of music do you listen to?
Person 2: *Squid Sisters intensifies* enough said

by hunterthebird February 26, 2020

squid porn

Weaboo porn basically a squid either fucking another squid or Japanese school girl repeatedly with his tentacle

Ohhhh Hik'o you made me ink in my pants Ohhhh squid porn is animetastic

by Xx_squidporn_xX December 10, 2015

squid pussy

A pussy with large flaps that hang out like tentacles

Dam dude that chick had mad squid pussy was soooo gross! I couldnt go down on her!

by JyahC July 5, 2016