Charlie Sheen and the Orphans

An excuse used by people who get hurt in stupid ways. When asked, they say that Charlie Sheen was picking on some orphans, and attacked when apprehended.

Carl: how did you say you broke your arm again?
Mark: I told you, I was fighting Charlie Sheen.
Rob: I saw it, but I forgot to put the video on youtube. Charlie Sheen was setting fire to the orphanage, and Mark was like "Dude, not cool," and Charlie went all caps rage and snapped that arm like a twig!
Carl: Charlie Sheen and the Orphans? Cool story bro.

by TanithMot September 24, 2011

That's What Sheen Said

Similar to the classic "That's What She Said!" phrase, this one is to be used in a situation in which a person is trying to be cool quoting Charlie Sheen.

Annoying Quoter: "I am battle-tested bayonets, bro!"

Non-Annoying Quoter: Oh wow... That's What Sheen Said!

by 5boronyc June 8, 2011

pulling a charlie sheen

its when your take drugs and freak-out

freds freaking out again
yea hes pulling a charlie sheen

by suppawigger April 1, 2011

hipster sheen & hipster sheryl

A hipster looking couple. Either with the appearance of, and/or committing to hipster like activities.

Dude don't look now, but there is a Hipster Sheen & hipster Sheryl to your 5 o' clock.

by Portland Observer October 20, 2013

That's what Sheen said

Phrases that pertain to the Sheen lifestyle.

That's what sheen said...

by Sheenfan1 March 17, 2011

Pull A Charlie Sheen

To Party as hard and crazy as Charlie Sheen. You Must party like a Rockstar Alien while keeping company with Pornstars and Prostitutes..

Dude well are totally gonna pull a Charlie Sheen

by Rickkrockstar March 26, 2011

Having a Charlie Sheen moment

When you are rude and condescending while having a temper tantrum.

Bob: I'm sick of my family, they are all losers, ugly and have no friends.

Joe: Just because they won't give you money and a place to stay doesn't mean they are rude and ugly. Sounds like you are having a Charlie Sheen moment!

by Happygolucky123 March 13, 2011