smelling the glove

When you put a beer in your glove, so as to not be seen drinking a delicious beverage by Ski Patrol

No, sir, Im not drinking a beer, I'm just smelling the glove

by Deesnuts March 19, 2014

Smell Stick

A mans finger used to sample a ladies flavor.

If that smell stick is remotely fishy, get the f out.

by Pozzum69 December 18, 2011

smell theory

a theory that says that men subconsciously know when women are sexually active because of pheromones.

but there was still the ''smell theory''. That's what us girls put it down to, that must men subconsciously know when you are sexually active, because they just start to come out of the woodwork.

by anchy_nicka December 31, 2007

smell check

-Having enough suspicion of a situation or event to the point where you have to investigate further to see if it was wrong or bogus (or BS).

-Hearing what seems like bullshit, and checking it out further.

"Tom said he couldn't come in today because he had an appointment."
"Hmm, that's funny. He didn't mention anything to me. When he gets back, I want to see his appointment slip to smell check his story."

by awj_woody September 24, 2007

sal smells

the word you use to piss off a person named sal

Vinny:wow sal smells
Frank: yeah I know
Sal: shut the fuck up you assholes

by vinnycent November 01, 2006

smells balls

An expression, like "licks balls" used to describe something really bad, something really stupid, something that would generally lick balls, but is much worse.

The US Hockey Team smells balls compared to even the Kazahkstan Team.

by Ric & Roy July 15, 2005

smell the tea

wake up and smell the tea is a slang term invented by uk rapper kulez meaning wake up and face reality and stop deluding oneself and get rid of any problems causing it.

could be used in context to convince a friend to dump a girlfriend.

it is also a title of his track availible on i tunes

wake up and smell the tea blud and get rid of that bird

by joe blonker September 28, 2009