moses stone

Is fucking badass & calls Mexicans MOJos and Wet Backs

"Moses stone said "Shut the fuck up Wet Back

by Carrie Underwood11 November 25, 2013

The Moses

Like Moses did in Exodus 10: 23, you must part her pussy lips like the Red sea and insert both heads (penis tip, and actual Head) at the same time. the goal is to eat her pussy like a freshly carved pumpkin and not cum in your eye at the same time.

OMG Jessica, Alex just pulled a Moses on me 30 minutes ago!!!

Yo dude, my girls was on her period so I thought The Moses was a Good Idea

by the pal thats an AL October 23, 2019

Moses

A hot boy who is sexy and good in bed, he also will fall in love with a girl named Gretchen.

Moses is a human.

by Sjxhisownxnxbwhjwnzzbsh May 20, 2021

Moses

When a seat belt or a purse strap separates a woman's boobs.

Holy Moses the mighty parting of the chest.

by Pz@ November 13, 2025

moses sumney

peak human. or is he human? who knows i sure don’t.

“oh shit it that moses sumney?”
“yea, bow down (and stream græ)”

by mosessumneyfan22 November 22, 2021

Moses

Drawn from the River

Moses was a baby when he was drawn from the river by Pharaoh’s daughter.

by MilkyWay07 November 23, 2021

Come to Moses Moment

A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.

We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.

by anonymous July 15, 2024