Typically a white kid from a gated suburban neighborhood, typically comes from a white collar family. Benefits from the system, while simultaneously attempts to blend into friend groups that are mostly made up of poorer blue-collar persons, mostly for materialistic and/or social purposes.
A hippy trying to be buddies with a punk basically.
You usually can zero them out by asking their political views and how they think things should be run in society. If they don’t have a fake agenda, they’ll be stupid and tattle themselves out by spewing libertarian, conservative, and/or far-right nonsensical garbage.
Nazi Punks Fuck Off!
A hippy trying to be buddies with a punk basically.
You usually can zero them out by asking their political views and how they think things should be run in society. If they don’t have a fake agenda, they’ll be stupid and tattle themselves out by spewing libertarian, conservative, and/or far-right nonsensical garbage.
Nazi Punks Fuck Off!
“Yo dude, didn’t that guy say he hated Mexican immigrants?”
“I heard his dad works at Big Pharmaceutical in his own little fancy office.”
“Why the fuck is he hanging out with us, he’s a fuckin’ Melvin.”
“I heard his dad works at Big Pharmaceutical in his own little fancy office.”
“Why the fuck is he hanging out with us, he’s a fuckin’ Melvin.”
by "OGWigga"-"LilZest" August 19, 2025
Get the Melvin mug.Dr. Paul: "Hi Lori, you're looking a little upset this morning. Care to talk about it?" "Oh Dr. Paul...I don't know what to do...this guy Melvin... just cost me hundreds of dollars in service fees by lying to my credit card provider, telling them I never sent him his order. But I did...I really did. I had all my paperwork work proving I did, but the bank took his side regardless and won't pay me. I've been...oh....ahhhh...I've been Melvined"....
by Reinhardt Scrumschnutzel August 31, 2025
Get the Melvined mug.a nigga with a big ass dick
by faggotniggergaming2 February 7, 2025
Get the Melvin mug.When a man is challenged to a fight by another man, and starts crying and peeing their pants instead of fighting. Often they will also poop their pants.
by Based_fart_knocker March 10, 2025
Get the Melvining mug.by rgst dyukythgawe4s6 7 June 6, 2024
Get the Melvin mug.
The chaddest chad of them all, even more chad than Coen. his lightskin stare is enough to blind anyone who sees it. people around Melvin are instantly cooler due to his captivating lightskin abilities. he is the alpha of the friend group and doesn't take shit from anyone, especially Sawyer. his rizz is so powerful, you simply cannot describe it.
Melvin: "i'm Melvin"
by ballermelvi December 5, 2022
Get the Melvin mug.