math

math is a brain exercise. americans hate it. body exercise as a waste of time is the reason most americans are obese. as much as they hate body exercise, the same can be said about brain workout.

Theorem you.are.a.hoe

If americans hate body workout;
and brain workout = math,
and body workout = brain workout,

then, americans hate brain workout.

therefore, we conclude that:
americans hate math.

by jose.miguel October 07, 2008

Math

M.ad
A.nd horrific
T.orture for
H.umans
aka Jake paul :)

Math = Jake Paul

by Skywashere, I think. March 08, 2022

Math

M-Mental
A-Abuse
T-To
H-Humans

Math is mental abuse to humans! Can't math solve its own damn motherfucking problems.

by Rebellereign May 22, 2017

Math

M-Mental
A-Abuse
T-To
H-Humans

Math is mental abuse to humans. Can't math solve its own damn problems

by Rebellereign May 22, 2017

Math

A subject used by teachers to torture their students mid day for no reason other than because its just fun for them to watch us struggle.

Guy: Dude I got so much math homework that I almost didn't have enough time to masturbate last night!
Mom: Why the fuck are you telling me this Jacob?

by xXx_PussySlayerCoolGuy69_xXx September 15, 2019

Maths

A super good subject. To me, it's really easy at first but hard if you don't study. I'm called Prof. J because of my knowledge and intense studying:

'Mazing stuff,

Awesome learning
To everyone alike
High school learns it too
Strong walls of IQ help build up intellect.

Guy: MATHS is cool! Ain't it?
Guy 2: Yeah, I agree! So admirable!
Guy: The algebra, the sin, the vectors, the trigonometry...
Teacher: Wonderful speech! Ya' get Maths points for that!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ProfMathodian04 January 22, 2021

Math

A waste of your life if you don't live under a rock

I hate math

by BRO AMAZING February 23, 2016