Muff Muncher

a person that likes to give oral sex to females.

'look at that muff muncher!!!'

by Emily Mae Gilmore November 22, 2006

cinnamon muff

A snatch with cinnamon colored pubes. Not to be confused with a firecrotch.

My roommate Alyssa has a cinnamon muff, much cuter than a firecrotch.

by cinnamonmuff February 26, 2013

muff tuft

A small, neatly trimmed patch of female pubic hair on an otherwise cleanly shaved pubic region, located one to two inches above the clitoral hood, and being no more than one inch in width and one and one-half inches in length.

"Dude, you should munch on Donna's vage some time! She has a righteous muff tuft! Its ubersexy!"

"He better plan of going down on me tonight!! I spent 45 minutes this morning on my muff tuft."
"Oh, girl! I am sure its lovely!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 01, 2010

Hairy Muff

When your going down on a girl and you find out she hasnt shaved her pussy in years.

Guy 1: Yo did you get with that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm still trying to get hair out of my mouth.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She had one hairy muff.

by Muff master 69 March 10, 2019

Muff Tanking

Keeping muffs in check on a day to day basis.

Cow is the best at Muff Tanking Mikosuke.

by Mikosuke January 16, 2011

Male-Muff

Male Muff is the cup Male ballerinas & figure skaters wear when performing.

A.K.A. the equivalent of the female Camel toe

Example: Lary Blackmon from Cameo

Someone: That ballerina has a huge Male-Muff, its so unnatural!

by Un Peu December 28, 2020

Muff trapped

When a female partner who started shaving at the start of the relationship no longer keeps her lady garden maintained.

When I first got with Ella she was smooth as anything now she doesn't bother. I am muff trapped.

by ChunkyCrown July 21, 2020