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Muff Muncher

a person that likes to give oral sex to females.
'look at that muff muncher!!!'
by Emily Mae Gilmore November 22, 2006
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cinnamon muff

A snatch with cinnamon colored pubes. Not to be confused with a firecrotch.
My roommate Alyssa has a cinnamon muff, much cuter than a firecrotch.
by cinnamonmuff February 25, 2013
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muff tuft

A small, neatly trimmed patch of female pubic hair on an otherwise cleanly shaved pubic region, located one to two inches above the clitoral hood, and being no more than one inch in width and one and one-half inches in length.
"Dude, you should munch on Donna's vage some time! She has a righteous muff tuft! Its ubersexy!"

"He better plan of going down on me tonight!! I spent 45 minutes this morning on my muff tuft."
"Oh, girl! I am sure its lovely!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 1, 2010
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Muff Tanking

Keeping muffs in check on a day to day basis.
Cow is the best at Muff Tanking Mikosuke.
by Mikosuke January 20, 2011
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Hairy Muff

When your going down on a girl and you find out she hasnt shaved her pussy in years.
Guy 1: Yo did you get with that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm still trying to get hair out of my mouth.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She had one hairy muff.
by Muff master 69 March 9, 2019
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Copper muff

A red-headed person, so called on the assumption that a person who has red hair above must also have red hair below. See also muff.
Envious damsels cruelly love: / They called Gemima 'Copper Muff' / And 'Orange Juice' and 'Gingerbread'. / She never heeded what they said, /But, silent, combed her glist'ring curls /And shunned the spiteful jealous girls.

Alfred, Lord Tennyson - from 'Ginger Gemima' (1854)
by Lancelot Gobbo July 22, 2013
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Muff Stacking

Muff stacking is the act of stacking two or more nude women belly to back and licking from the bottom to the top. Ideally, the women should be placed vertically in order of attraction and/or delicious taste.
Bro, I open the door last night and Yoon's got Mandy, Jess and Rachel stacked hot to bottom. Guy is a real Muff Stacking, Tower of Tuna eating mofo.
by JTT1414 April 22, 2014
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