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Lisa

The biggest nerd of all time, all she cares about is work, she is super boring and an idiot.
Stop being a Lisa
by pseudonym12234 February 26, 2020
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Lisa

usually belongs to the streets is also quite for the team, would no bring them around friends she might f*ck them too
i just f*cked Lisa bro no way me too.
by hoorada July 28, 2020
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Lisa Dalzell

She lieks to do da cha cha. She has sweetcorn teeth and likes bawbag's on her face. When she says 'I love you' she means that she loves you in the saK. She smells of vomit and urine and dresses up with a strap on Stevie. You will find her in your bedroom at night, if you catch her that is. She likes to put her s'plasshole on young kiddies face like mmmmm. Lisa is a overrated, over priced park and ride. However, to ride.. you don't NEED to park. She likes to lick toenails and hear the crunch. She smells of garlic.
"Mommy, is that you?"
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."

YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.

Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
by hawyouitsme August 23, 2011
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lisa voodoo

just like onika voodoo, when someone places negative energy towards Lalisa Manoban aka Lisa Manoban from blackpink in any form at all, which karma will indeed come to play when said someone least expects it.
this dude just called Lisa Tiffany. Lisa’s extentions will somehow flick his face from metres away. that’s just how Lisa Voodoo works!!
by lalisasdick on ig April 17, 2019
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lisa may

The worlds biggest slutt who gets a lot of cock in and around her mouth
“I fucked Lisa May so hard last nightperson A, “Same” person B
by Brooksy May 6, 2019
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Lisa longarm

Someone who has extra long limbs. Perfect for taking selfies.
I’m so happy you’re a Lisa longarm. Our selfie was doooope.
by Iamtaller September 21, 2019
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freaky lisa

A girl who is willing to do anything that is sexually related
My girl is a freak dude, I gonna start calling her "freaky Lisa".
by Rihanna Barnett July 6, 2017
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