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Lisa

usually belongs to the streets is also quite for the team, would no bring them around friends she might f*ck them too
i just f*cked Lisa bro no way me too.
by hoorada July 28, 2020
mugGet the Lisamug.

Lisa

The biggest nerd of all time, all she cares about is work, she is super boring and an idiot.
Stop being a Lisa
by pseudonym12234 February 26, 2020
mugGet the Lisamug.

Lisa Dalzell

She lieks to do da cha cha. She has sweetcorn teeth and likes bawbag's on her face. When she says 'I love you' she means that she loves you in the saK. She smells of vomit and urine and dresses up with a strap on Stevie. You will find her in your bedroom at night, if you catch her that is. She likes to put her s'plasshole on young kiddies face like mmmmm. Lisa is a overrated, over priced park and ride. However, to ride.. you don't NEED to park. She likes to lick toenails and hear the crunch. She smells of garlic.
"Mommy, is that you?"
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."

YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.

Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
by hawyouitsme August 23, 2011
mugGet the Lisa Dalzellmug.

freaky lisa

A girl who is willing to do anything that is sexually related
My girl is a freak dude, I gonna start calling her "freaky Lisa".
by Rihanna Barnett July 6, 2017
mugGet the freaky lisamug.

Lisa's business

The act of doing a poo. Often accompanied by excessive flatulence and smell. The poo is often runny.
I'll be right back, I've got to run and do my Lisa's business.
by True Dictionary Teller January 11, 2023
mugGet the Lisa's businessmug.

Mona Lisa

A Mona Lisa is a a type of bowl consisting of 2 layers of keef with the rest being weed. It's displayed as art and will demand respect from your smoking peers.. Commonly known as the bowl piece cheech and Chong smoked in the movie Up and Smoke.
"Hey can you pack a Mona Lisa"
by KosherSalt12 November 9, 2021
mugGet the Mona Lisamug.

Lisa Nandy

Nuala and I got a bit Lisa Nandy with the food last night.
mugGet the Lisa Nandymug.

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