by Fu-sion January 21, 2012

A sloppy fart where poo drips down both your butt cheeks and forms the shape of the traditional, iconic mustache.
Jenny had to jump into the shower to clean the embarrassing remnants of the fu manchu she had let slip earlier that day.
by nol e. owns October 15, 2009

by commonwealth1325 October 19, 2003

Not an actual martial art, but a name for a whole group of chinese martial arts. In chinese its translated to the term gong fu, or wushu. All other martial arts sweat kung fu, like the japs kendo and the koreans tae kwon do cant hold a candle against our kung fu
by Wes September 5, 2003

A dork, demonstrating his dork-prowess in a dorkly fashion, maybe on a chatroom, spilling out some intricate startrek drivel or pasting in loads of program code..
dork: woah i just wrote the best subroutine ever! it strips out all of the quotes and apostrophes in a quater of a nanosecond then tells you!!
$string =~ /(\'\")/og;
print "$1\n";
$string =~ /(\'\")/og;
print "$1\n";
by dr.rob June 1, 2004
