bitter biscuits

very upset, mad, angry.

He's bitter biscuits, he just lost his ipod.

Steal her socks, she'll be bitter biscuits when she wakes up.

by MoJo10 March 27, 2011

can of biscuits

When a girl looks good. until you break the seal on her clothes and the fat comes out like a can of biscuit dough.

that girl is thick! but you know she is a can on biscuits. ex. 2 that girl looked great! until she started to undress and it was like a can of biscuits.

by cookie137 August 14, 2011

Pissed the biscuit

Fucked shit up. "Screwed the pooch." Epically failed.

I dropped my ecig and it busted into pieces. I really pissed the biscuit.

by Katie Foreal February 19, 2017

Fresh biscuits

The sight of an extremely attractive young lady reminds one of the sight of a tray of fresh biscuits that just came out of an oven when you where a child.

The smell, sight and unresistable feeling of wanting to get your hands on them can be overwhelming.

"Check that out, fresh biscuits at 1 o'clock."

by Rowdman May 29, 2009

Biscuit fest

A group or gathering where over 60% of the members are women.

I walked into the party and there where so many girls it was a biscuit fest.

by Bunny stripper July 31, 2016

biscuit in the basket

Putting a ball/puck in the goal to score

Max couldn't put the biscuit in the basket against Forest Lake

by aljfdafjioejfe October 18, 2016

Under biscuits

When the gluteus maximus creeps from beneath the short shorts and is exposed to the open air.

"Dang, that girl's under biscuits are gonna burn if she doesn't cover up"

by S.ButtButt July 30, 2015