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Beau

The most heartless guy you’ll ever meet , he looks like a monkey and walks with his feet outwards , he drives a truck bigger then his dick and is most afraid of 5’10 red head , he eats taco bell until shells come out of his shit , he goes to sonic so much that they know his name , he will and forever be one ugly bitch ass mf !
mommy mommy i just saw her , she yelled at me mommy! she yelled at “beaus a bitch
by crazyshayla May 6, 2020
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Beau-zone

I'm not trying to friend-zone you, I'm trying to beau-zone you.
by Steelers Gal July 12, 2021
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such a beau

short for beautiful and short for a beaut...
my daughter is such a beau. said phil
by mentallyunalive July 11, 2021
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Beau

The most common name for jewish males.
'Beau, geh unter die Dusche!'
'Nein!'
by FIREKFHNEKDFJMDGeorge November 26, 2021
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Beau

An extremely short person who will 97% of the time, stay at 4' 8 feet tall or under for the entirety of their lives
Beau: I will nevver be a tall person like you.
Friend 1: Don't worry, you'll become the tallest in the group one day!
Friend 2: No you wont, it's scientifically proven that there is only a 3% chance you will be taller than 4' 8. And those chances are not in your favour.
Beau: Oh... *enters depressive stages*
by Monkeyboy7966 February 9, 2022
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Beau love

The most pure gentle comforting kind of love you will ever feel in your lifetime. It is filled with kind gestures assuring words and never ending laughing and giggles the kind of love you search for your entire life but never in you’re wildest dreams would you ever expect when it finds you that you would feel as at home and at peace when you do. It’s the kind of love that makes you want to wake up everyday and be a better person
Man I wish I could feel a beau love. A beau love comes around once in a lifetime (sometimes twice if your lucky)
by Maydae April 14, 2025
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Beau

ex. Beau is a fucking retard
by cunttycanoe888 December 13, 2023
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