Several Russian journalists critical of Vlad Putin's regime have died of "accidental" gravity poisoning.
by kittythecatty January 21, 2019

when you fall for a person and you realise that you’ve fallen on the person instead , yupp that’s the work of gravity.
discovered by sitting under a tree.
discovered by sitting under a tree.
me: i fell for her
friend: no dude you fell on her! it’s called Gravity
what comes after that is embarrassment
friend: no dude you fell on her! it’s called Gravity
what comes after that is embarrassment
by lady a la gaga May 3, 2021

Gravity is a force of nature that keeps things to the ground and us ever wonder how we jump that’s how.
Person 1: you know what gravity is right?
Person 2: of course I know what gravity is I’m not dumb
Person 1: … ok
Person 2: of course I know what gravity is I’m not dumb
Person 1: … ok
by cmk2309 April 16, 2022
