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gravity poisoning

Euphemism for death by falling, usually implied to be murder. Compare lead poisoning.
Several Russian journalists critical of Vlad Putin's regime have died of "accidental" gravity poisoning.
by kittythecatty January 21, 2019
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Gravity

when you fall for a person and you realise that you’ve fallen on the person instead , yupp that’s the work of gravity.
discovered by sitting under a tree.
me: i fell for her
friend: no dude you fell on her! it’s called Gravity

what comes after that is embarrassment
by lady a la gaga May 3, 2021
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Gravity

Gravity is a force of nature that keeps things to the ground and us ever wonder how we jump that’s how.
Person 1: you know what gravity is right?
Person 2: of course I know what gravity is I’m not dumb
Person 1: … ok
by cmk2309 April 16, 2022
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