Slamboni Technique

A technique in which a person jumps over their enemy, grabs them by the neck, and piledrives them.

Wow, that wrestler used the Slamboni Technique on the other wrestler!

by wyainpj December 30, 2019

Taiwanese Handjob Technique

A sexual technique including a reverse grip on the penis and a little bit of feet. The feet are used for ballsack stabilization. A chopstick can be used to sound the urethra if desired.

That Asian chick used the Taiwanese Handjob Technique behind the fish market yesterday and I blew a hot load all over her hand.

by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025

black technique

When you go take a shit at work just to look at memes.

If you want to look at memes at work use the black technique

by MountainChicken November 28, 2017

Bagel melt technique

It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over

Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique

by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023

The Hamper Technique

The evasive position for an organisation who's received a complaint.

The purpose of the hamper technique is to deliberately misinterpret a person's complaint in order to avoid acknowledging that something has gone wrong.

(Often used by companies, councils and government departments / services.)

1. I complained to the bicycle company because after I paid, they sent me a bike without peddles. They emailed straight back to say they were investigating my complaint that I had bought a banana from them and didn't like the taste. Two days later I got an "official" closed complaint letter which explained that they did not sell bananas so it they did not hold any responsibility for the taste of bananas. The Hamper Technique in Effect!

2. I contacted my local hospital for a copy of their complaints procedure after they stitched me back up with a pair of scissors left inside my stomach. Three weeks later, I was sent a summary of my complaint which stated that I'd complained about the number of stitches they used. (The Hamper Technique).

by Davina Los-Defino May 5, 2018

seaside technique

its a sex. thing.

"THE FUCKS THE SEASIDE TECHNIQUE" "its a sex. thing."

by hi babe. real. October 21, 2021

Delay Technique

It's what a guy has to utilize in order to slow down ejaculation. Generally thought of as something that, once imagined, means it's impossible to come. Use your imagination.

Hooked up with this model last night ... Had to pull out the ol' delay technique to make it to the 5 minute mark.

by Mr. Dyche April 2, 2025