sweater day

A day where everything has gone to shit so much, you just go home, put on a giant sweater and drink alone.

"How was work?"

"..."

"Sweater day, huh?

by Firm Handshake July 23, 2014

sweater weather

bisexual

No I don't listen to girl in red, I like guys too, I listen to sweater weather.

by ListensToGirlInRed July 12, 2021

Sweater Throat

The itchy feeling you have in your throat when you are about to get/ getting over a cold.

" Hey Simmer are you still coughing?"

"Ya, I have sweater throat"

by hellofool123 October 22, 2011

Sweater Jets

Particularly appealing women's breats. Usually very large in size.

check out the sweater jets on that broad.

I titty fucked the shit out of those sweater jets last night!

by stumpsjr October 23, 2009

Sweater duo

AN AMAZING DUO KNOWN AS SCHLATT AND WILBUR SOOT, THE MOST AMAZING TWITCH STREAMERS. (Pls come back for the love of god.)

Person1: “Sweater duo is my favorite duo on the planet”
Person2: “Same bro, I love sweater duo.”

by Sweaterduolover69420 August 31, 2023

sweater-biter

A girl who really digs a mans sweater (pull-overs, cardigans, cashmere, wool). Similar to a “tire biter”. She is super attracted to him, equating his status and love-making skills with the type of sweater he wears.

Woman:
“Guuuuuuurl, did you see Paul in that tight merino wool sweater yesterday? Damn, he so fine. I want a piece of that.”

Woman’s friend:
“Dang, you’re a total and complete sweater-biter”

by #sweaterbiter September 21, 2019

Sacramento Sweater

The sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's chest, proceeds to rip out a handful of the same woman's pubic hair, sprinkling it on the adhesive substance and giving it ample time to dry.

-As referenced in The Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."

"I wore my new Sacramento Sweater to the Kings game, although it was more of a turtle neck."

by Kid A+ March 24, 2009