Reach for the Straws

A fallacy in which an individual in an argument makes a wild accusation based on little, often irrelevant evidence in a moment of panic.

Derived from the term ‘Reach’ and phrase ‘Grasping At Straws’, as well as being a play on the phrase ‘Reach for the Stars’

“After her position was proved untenable, Olive began to reach for the straws in order to discredit her opponent.”

by loverama99 January 30, 2024

FLESH STRAW

Since your mouth down to your butt is a continuous tunnel humans can in theory be used as straws IE becoming a flesh Straw.

I love to suck on flesh straws. YUM

by Peter Peeler Johnson October 3, 2023

leaky straw

A prostitute who doesn't swallow cum completely.

I paid this girl $20 to blow me and swallow, but she ended up being a leaky straw.

by BrockTheRock69 January 24, 2016

Straw

Someone who likes underage children, a pedophile. Straw's tend to have interest in 14-16 year old teenagers while being 20+

He's Straw, i heard he likes little kids.

by Yessirski420 December 6, 2020

straw bollocks

INSULT!!
""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows

Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....

You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!

by Edenhill boy September 9, 2021

artic straw

Artic straw is when she's sucking your dick and at the same time applying ice on your balls

Yeah we're into some kinky weird shit. Last night it was the artic straw. My cock will never be the same

by Bills rv service August 3, 2019

Aggressive Straw

When the girl goes sucky suck on the the peen so hard it’s like when you such on a Capri sun so hard the package shrinks but instead of it being the guy who shrivels up and ends up becoming like a rasin

Imma Aggressive Straw you so fast

by Bobsmith17 January 14, 2021