Squidward

The act of placing ones balls onto the eyes of an individual while the shaft falls onto the nose and mouth creating the look of a squidward mask

Fool you passed out with your shoes on so you got the squidward hahah... "damn"

by theniggys October 16, 2010

soccer mom slizzard

Slizzard as in the song "like a G6"... soccer mom slizzard is when your at a party with 30+ year old woman or MILFS and they are all getting drunk as fuck, and crawling all over the younger men. Everyone has experienced women doing this. If you can think of a time you have never been with woman getting soccer mom slizzard you are a liar.

Yo man, Cindy's mom was so soccer mom slizzard when I banged her.

I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.

That chick is soccer mom slizzard.

by HolyDiver2500 August 27, 2013

slizzard

anal sex. sex that is in your butt after maximum penetration.

OMG, my friends and I (all guys) all got slizzarded by the guys in Sigma Chi.

by eric johnbang November 6, 2009

squidward

When a girl shoves a clarinet, flute, picalo, or any other such instrument in her pussy and plays a harmonic melody. this is derived from squidward tentacles from spongebob, since he was always playing a clarinet.

That chick from American Pie, told that guy about the time she pulled off a squidward at band camp.

by philyphan2012 March 18, 2011

Squidward

A Dicknosed Squid whos on nickoloden Titled: Spongebob Squarepants is the most hated Creature in bikini bottom annoyed by A Retarted Starfish and a gay sponge named Spongebob and patrick
Bad at clarinet a famous Creepypasta called
Squidwards Suicide

Patrick: Hey spongebob!
Spongebob: What thwe fuck do you want Patrick?
Patrick: Lets go bother Squidward
Spongebob: Great idea!
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Spongebob: Hey Squidward!
Squidward: What?! Can't you see i'm in the middle of a clarinet Practice!
Spongebob: Oh
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Spongebob: Give me an a buddy!
Squidward: -Plays Clarinet-
Spongebob: Squidward is my best friend in the world! -plays Bass horribly- Squidward is my best friend in the sea! -Shoots bass chip at a portrait os squidward- -It screams-
Spongebob: Squidward-
Patrick: -climbs on the window- -Loves Patrick more than Spongebob!
Spongebob: -Shuts window- And Patrick is a dirty rotten stinky friend stealer -breaks Bass- um... I can fix that
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Person 1: Hey theres a new episode of Spongebob!

Annoying Fankid: OMG what is it!?
Person 1: Well your not old enough you'll have nightmeres!
Annoying Fankid: OMFG just tell me!
Person 1: Fine its Squidwards Suicide!
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Annoying Fankid: I hate you your crizing Squidward
Horrible Noob: I don't give a single shit!
Spongebob Patrick Spongebob Squarepants Nickoloden

by TheSpouceOfShadowTheHedgehog May 6, 2016

Squidward

DON'T BE A SQUIDWARD!!!

"Squidward is a jerk

by Emkuda December 9, 2018

Shitty Mc Squidward

When something extremely annoying and unfortunate is occurring over and over and over again.

*playing mario kart* "God damn, everyone is hitting me with their weapons-AND I GOT HIT AGAIN. *sigh* that's a real shitty Mc Squidward!"

by Ralphistic January 2, 2015