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Shotgun-Sneeze

A Shotgun-Sneeze is when someone has two sneezes whithin a few seconds of each other, and then in about 30 or so seconds they have two more. Like if you're nose was a dual barrel shotgun and it had to reload.
Hey, I just shotgun-sneezed!
by Colton 2266 July 4, 2021
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phantom sneeze

A phantom sneeze is the feeling of betrayal you get when you thought you had to sneeze but couldn't.
"Yesterday at work I had a phantom sneeze and all my colleagues looked at me like I'm a retard."
by MGE95 September 6, 2018
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prison sneeze

Prison Sneeze- when a person who has spent a considerable amount of time in prison sneezes and shits themselves.
Jerome prison sneezed in the car , which made the drive home from the weekly AA meeting uncomfortable.
by SirTesticules March 4, 2019
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dragon sneeze

When inhaling smoke from a cigarette/blunt and you're about to exhale, you sneeze and the exhaling and sneeze combine.
I just dragon sneezed and my nose nose hurts.
by AwesomeEgo September 2, 2014
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Constipation Sneeze

The act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.
Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*
by Loller4429 October 2, 2016
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Man sneeze

I man sneezed right in her eye
by TedTrippin March 11, 2010
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sneezing in a satchel

Sneezing in a satchel is the easiest way to get a girl off
by satchelsneezer69 January 30, 2017
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