angry sneeze

An Angry Sneeze is when a male ejaculates into his partner's nose and his partner sneezes it out.

I went to jerk off on her face and accidentally gave her an angry sneeze.

by Beltneck April 15, 2016

sneeze police

a person who usually says "bless you" after hearing someone sneeze. no matter how far away they are, they will tend to shout it, and are usually ignored in the process ):

person: *achoo*

sneeze police: bless you!!
everyone: ...

by g8rgoesgr8r February 9, 2019

coach sneeze

When someone plugs one nostril & blows hard. Phlegm is then ejected, at high speed, from the other nostril.

"you're outside, you don't have a tissue: Just do a coach sneeze."

"eww, did you see that? He just did a coach sneeze!"

by Triptakers December 18, 2012

Cooch Sneeze

When a woman's genital's "sneezes" on something.

Dude 1: Yo man did you hear about Isabelle?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.

by Hitler's Pussy April 10, 2017

Crotch sneeze

When a man has a orgasm and he always ends up whit a pile of cum.

Man i i hate cum and i just want to climax and i usualy end up whit a crotch sneeze

by Howitzerz666 June 28, 2018

Gamer Sneeze

When you sneeze while recording or in voice chat and it blows out peoples ears.

*ACHOO*
"Fuck dude, you just blew out my headphones!"
"You just Gamer Sneezed on."

by MattieCake May 1, 2017

Meat sneezes

When an individual has consumed an inappropriate amount of meat that they have an uncontrollable sneezing fit.

Adam has the meat sneezes from eating to much brisket.

by Gingersnapped03 September 29, 2020