simp

when a man puts a girl above the boys/ lives by hoes before bros

Tilly wanted to leave the party early and because Brenno is a simp he dogged the boys and went with her

by herbxl tea June 21, 2020

Simp

An overly sympathetic being towards feelings and desires in which the energy isn’t reciprocated.

General Respect and common courtesy does’t necessarily relate to becoming a SIMP.

John leaves his work to bring Isabella lunch daily. He leaves her a note everyday telling her something he enjoys about her. Isabella pays the note little to no mind, and simply thanks him in a text. This alone motivates John to continuously keep bringing her lunch. Meanwhile, he is taking unnecessary breaks giving her attention and energy which isn’t being returned. John is a SIMP.

by Cxmb August 13, 2020

Simp

A person who is ONLY nice/financially supportive to another person because they want sex from them in return.

Not to be confused with common human decency.

“God, he buys her flowers.. he’s such a simp”
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
“Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“

by Heathenous Scoundrel April 22, 2020

Simp

Nick Heiner

Nick stop talking you're a fucking simp that's why your last name is named after the fucking rear end SIMP

by BXBBYGOD April 9, 2020

SIMP

A popular song from the 2000's TV show, Phineas and Ferb, Outlinign that fact that Their sister, Candace has squrriels in her pants

Person 1: OMG She has SIMP
Person 2: I feel so bad for her

by schwulermann1234 April 19, 2022

Simp

Someone who will say or do anything to please someone hoping that they will end up dating that person. They just wish to be with that person.

My boy Ansel is a simp

by Nobody.......... April 29, 2020

Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

James Smith Is a simp

by James Smaggasgale February 21, 2020