Shiny lizard

When having intercourse with your partner from behind against the wall in the standing position you pull out and ejaculate on their back making them look like a shiny lizard on the wall

What did you get up to last night?

“Oh I made my wife into a shiny lizard”

by Wangdangler42 July 29, 2025

shiny slag

a guy called will baker who plays pokemon go

will you shiny slag

by onehugeslag March 13, 2025

shiny sparkling giant subspace ancient megalodon

a megalodon in fisch which is very rare and only a few people have it. this takes a lot of fisching skills to get.

OMG!!!!!!!!! I GOT A "shiny sparkling giant subspace ancient megalodon"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO RARE AND IT SELLS FOR 129,395 CREDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by =-0987654321\][poiuytrewq';lkj February 4, 2025

Shiny Sean

A trimmed taint style reminiscent of when Dirty Owen trims Sean’s taint with 2-guard clippers.

D-Boy wanted a Shiny Sean so he tipped the gal at Super Cuts 5$ extra.

by Perm One November 23, 2021

shiny knob

A blow job in a car wash but must include the rainbow foam

Stacy gave me a shiny knob on Tuesday; my tires look great, too!

by BeefyGorditaBoi February 18, 2018

Shiny

A racial slur used against Clone Troopers

That shiny mf is sure not friendly to us! He said clankER!!!!

by AidanLBeLike May 24, 2023