Shed

Is when someone gives u a hickey

Aw last night my girl have me a shed. It's big and red.

by Battygal🍑🍑❤ April 04, 2017

shed

A man's large belly that protrudes outwards providing a 'shed' for his genitals.

*middle aged man with a large beer belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a shed there'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big belly that covers man's genitals*

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 06, 2016

Shed

The abbreviation of “shithead”, in a politer form to use around children and vulnerable aunties.

“I hear that Brian kid has been bullying kids at school again”
“Yes. He’s a right horrible little Shed”

by Booga March 02, 2019

SHED

SHED is a more sane version of shrek that has odd fetishes. SHED is famous for his YTP appearances and is a more prepared version of shrek. SHED is a chad, he's just unstoppable in general and is useful.

I ate the sharpest tool in the SHED

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

Shed

A universal word used to secretly offend adults/parents, it can mean anything.

E.g dickhead

Me = ‘Mum ur such a shed’
Mum = ‘awww thanks, thats so sweet!’

by Aqua PhantomO7 yt August 09, 2019

Shed

Discard (anything unpleasant, redundant, or obsolete).

They lacked the desire to shed the hubris of the past.

by Arminkshipper June 09, 2024

Shed

When You try to kiss someone behind a shed at a baseball diamond and your friend spoils the surprise

Nate tried to shed Catie at bethesda

by Big Daddy 1234567890098765432 January 31, 2022