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Schrodinger's initiative

In DND... You and your team have to roll for initiative against a creature that is rated at a CR high enough to wipe out your party in one round.
New player: I'd like to take a swing at Santa.
Vertern player: no you don't.

New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.

Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.
by Exoudi December 28, 2023
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Schrodingers Ragebait

When somebody says something moronic, and realizes that the only way they can come back from this is by claiming it was ragebait.
Person 1: I honestly kind of like league of legends, it’s a pretty good game

Person 2: That’s the worst opinion I’ve ever heard

Person 3: We can’t be friends anymore, person 1.

Person 1: Uhhhhhh… ragebaited!!! Hahaha.

(Person 1 is using “Schrodingers Ragebait”)
by Berba July 12, 2025
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Schrodinger's Asshole

a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed
She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!
by brookvollerei February 12, 2024
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Schrodinger's Hypocrite

A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.
"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"

"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."
by Pistachio_mess December 21, 2020
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Schrodinger's Lawyer

A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury
Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!

Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4

Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever

Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops
by KorokDude August 25, 2023
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Schrodinger's comedian

Somebody who says something really unfunny, then decides whether or not to say it was meant to be unfunny based on the people's reactions around him.
Rob: "Guys, skibidi rizz!"

Mark: "That was so unfunny."

Rob: "It was meant to be unfunny!"

Mark: "You're such a Schrodinger's comedian."
by EnderThatGuy February 4, 2025
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Schrodinger's Smut

(Not to be confused with Schrodinger smut)

In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
"Dude just read the horniest wireplay fanfic!"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"

"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
by Penny Cat August 20, 2025
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