half-mile scare

The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.

"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."

by Mike&Josh February 21, 2016

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Snow Scare

the phenomenon where grocery stores & supermarkets receive higher business than usual due to snow being forecasted on the weather app. It can be any chance for any amount of snow, even if it's a 1% chance for 0.01 inch. the groceries most impacted are Bread and Milk and the customers are mostly the elderly.

I just looked at the forecast and they're calling for some snow tomorrow. Be ready for a snow scare today.

by Anonymous 681664 April 13, 2023

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scare bond

Wicked scary bondage

Jake pulled back the sheets and there was a plethora of scare bond in the bed

by rubypearl January 31, 2016

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I am scared of sleeping

Moaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hi I am scared of sleeping

by Blueprint7 March 08, 2022

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Scaring The Turtle

A euphemism for anal sex.

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.

by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021

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