You have a blue room blue house and blue bed sheets. What’s your favorite color? What do you think. Pink. IT WAS SARCASM YOU IDIOT
by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 25, 2021
Get the Sarcasmmug. The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.
Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."
Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".
Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."
Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".
Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".
by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016
Get the captain sarcasmmug. sarcasm means something said with full intent to be serious
it means they actually mean what their saying
it means they actually mean what their saying
by King spuducus the ||| September 24, 2022
Get the sarcasmmug. Sarcasm is a sentence that is opposite to the truth (which means the sentence is lying).
It can be used to insult others or joke about them.
It can be used to insult others or joke about them.
person 1: look bro i just noticed that the bug is literally DEADLY
person 2: wow, good eyes! as if we didnt literally have a bug encyclopedia in hand bro XD
person 1:...is that supposed to be sarcasm
person 2: wow, good eyes! as if we didnt literally have a bug encyclopedia in hand bro XD
person 1:...is that supposed to be sarcasm
by kalznomnomXD September 15, 2025
Get the Sarcasmmug. 
Sarcasm is an art used to defend against complete morons pointing out the obvious or saying incredibly dumb shit
Example of sarcasm:
Bob: is the sky blue
Tim: no the sky is purple
(Using a very passive-aggressive tone in your voice amplifies the effect)
Bob: is the sky blue
Tim: no the sky is purple
(Using a very passive-aggressive tone in your voice amplifies the effect)
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 17, 2020
Get the Sarcasmmug. Person 1: Sarcasm wont get you anywhere
Person 2: It got me to the International Sarcasam Olimpics in Perú 1995
Person 1:Really ?!
Person 2: No...
Person 2: It got me to the International Sarcasam Olimpics in Perú 1995
Person 1:Really ?!
Person 2: No...
by Miércoles Addams y Durú February 21, 2019
Get the Sarcasmmug.