Samoan Sundae

When a team of Samoans breaks into your dealership, steals you and your customers property and takes a shit in your bathroom before they roll out.

Connick's weak ass loves a Samoan sundae.

by Step off weak ass October 11, 2017

Samlubo

The term for when a Sam is amazing

Wow, that Sam is so funny. She must have a touch of samlubo

by Crondor October 22, 2017

samalgermate

The unusual or unnecessary amalgamation of two or more words related to the financial industry.

Sam: "Hey, did you process the distribournal?"
Jamie: "Did you just samalgermate 'distribution journal'?"

by JDog AKA Mr. Handsome November 8, 2017

samilo

when someone is a samilo they break into someones house at night time, they tape the family to the wall and then start raping them while the taped people cannot do anything, samilo then leaves the house and lets the family die

Urgh samilo taped us to the wall and now is gonna let us die!

by PewPewshots November 18, 2017

Samoan Buttlock

An ancient technique for manipulating buns of bronze steel into an impenetrable barrier.

Why would they go after Hawaiian Brian? They'll never get any penetration with that Samoan Buttlock technique he uses.

by Nero the Literate May 24, 2018

Samoan pancake batter

A term for ejaculent

She splatched her samoan pancske batter ALL OVER THE PLACE after i tongue blasted her fartbox samoan pancake batter

by Fudgedragon2005 May 25, 2018

samelda

Samelda a kind and loving person but one who does not take shit from assholes.she'll seem playful or small at first but when you get to know her you'll understand that she is very good at planning and decision making she knows how to run her world to get what she wants.a samelda is really loyal when it comes to relationship issues and is willing to pour out all her love she is romantic if you get her love you better keep it 😍

She is so loyal to her guy what a Samelda

by Sammie Lida I Jones June 2, 2018