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salty mito

Vomiting on someone during sex due to excessive alchohol consumption, especially after eating snack foods suck as salted nuts or chips.
After the wild and crazy night, he ruined it all by performing a salty mito right when they switched positions.
by shocknawe December 2, 2009
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Salty Boul

Originating in Philadelphia, this word is used when someone feels stupid, or just got played. Also known as Salty, the boul is added for emphasis on that you are feeling stupid.
Tay: yo duhh go do dat fresh stanky legg

Maxweel: Aiight duhh

*performs the soulja boy*

Tay: Duhh, dat aint no stanky legg SALTY BOUL
by Dat salty boul May 3, 2009
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Salty Hammock

A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.
"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"

"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."
by Tibby McAwesome August 29, 2012
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Salty Person

A youtube Artist/Gamer called UNiCOMICS. Gets really agitated and pissed during the horror game Dead By Daylight.
"Uni is the emperor of salt. he's a salty person"
by Adude1234 July 2, 2017
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Salty toothpaste

When one ejaculates on a toothbrush and either they or another person brushes their teeth with it.
Tom wanted to get revenge on his roomate Adam. So early in the morning before work, Tom pretended to be taking a shit. While in the bathroom, he grabbed Adam's toothbrush and gave it a bit of salty toothpaste.

A little while later, Adam was brushing his teeth. "Did this toothpaste taste salty to you Tom?" Adam yelled from the bathroom.
Tom giggled quietly before answering back, "I didn't notice, maybe it's the baking soda"
"You son of a bitch Tom! You put salty toothpaste on my toothbrush" Adam yelled
Tom just laughed.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 10, 2017
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Salty Rain

The act of ejaculating on ones partner while leaning back or standing over them so the semen would land on them like rain.
Mary loves Salty Rain man! : Mary loves semen landing on her!
by danglingptr December 9, 2008
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being salty

Being salty is the same as being bitter towards something or someone.
She's <being salty> because nobody asked her to come out with us last night.
by LilJaymers November 3, 2013
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